So this one isn't perfect but has the potential to be perfect. *sigh* haven't we all?
Take a measure of vodka, cherry liqueur, the dregs of krupnik, half a measure of white rum, teaspoon of vanilla extract and shake over ice. Pour into martini glasses and top up with apple juice. Float roasted flaked almonds on top.
The rum adds a certain spiciness but I think this needs the comfort of amaretto to turn it into a Bakewell tart martini. I think my flatmate would appreciate a Bakewell Tart... afterall, she is ... [redacted]